lumpy update

Here are two of my Facebook clippings:

"Monday, 12:20pm: Just opened a beer, cause, Jennifer is driving me to the radiology center. I hardly ever drink (if I do, it's at a party) but my heart is racing and I need all the help I can get. Thank goodness for friends!"

"Monday at 3:52pm: MY BOOBIES ARE HEALTHY! It's a negligible fibroidish something that doesn't need nothin'."

In the process of congrats on Facebook I thought about what the word 'lumpy' evokes: Lumpy cream-o-wheat where I forgot to stir. An old poly-fill pillow where the filling has gone all lumpy. Neither are very flattering. Either way, I am so very relieved that it's nothing. I'll cut out caffeine to reduce possible self-induced fibroids and breast pain. That will be good, lumpy breast or not.